There is no beauty without some strangeness.– Edgar Allan Poe (via moatsnboats)
You can find me on the moon waxing and waning. My heart full of petals, every...– Andrea Gibson (via tum-or)
Me: Hey close the door
Parent: *leaves the door open 2 centimeters*
Me: *dying whale noise*
Me: OMG let's go do something productive today!
Tumblr: Are you sure?
Me: Yeah I need a social li-
Tumblr: Do you?
Tumblr: Do you really?
Me: But I have no frie-
Tumblr: I'm your friend.
Me: But I was just gon-
Tumblr: Sh sit down.
whenever i see selena gomez i can only think about the post that said her knees look like baby faces
When you woke up before your parents on Christmas
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