June 2012
“There is no beauty without some strangeness.”
– Edgar Allan Poe (via moatsnboats)
“You can find me on the moon waxing and waning. My heart full of petals, every...”
– Andrea Gibson (via tum-or)
Me: Hey close the door
Parent: *leaves the door open 2 centimeters*
Me: *dying whale noise*
Me: OMG let's go do something productive today!
Tumblr: Are you sure?
Me: Yeah I need a social li-
Tumblr: Do you?
Tumblr: Do you really?
Me: But I have no frie-
Tumblr: I'm your friend.
Me: But I was just gon-
Tumblr: Sh sit down.
Me: Ok.
whenever i see selena gomez i can only think about the post that said her knees look like baby faces
When you woke up before your parents on Christmas
sodamnrelatable:
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
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