i dare you...

kirkaveli:

whathefuckkilooklikehoe:

• Periods
• Period cramps
• Sore tits
• Mood swings
• Picking out outfits for the day
• Styling hair after showering
• Having a hard time running cause of your tits
• Making sure you don’t get pregnant
• Carrying the baby
• Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
• Make sure you don’t get raped
• Having pedophiles hit on you
• Shaving all the time.
• Having to deal with douchebag guys.

and all guys worry about is their dick size

1. I talk to myself a lot. Especially before I fall asleep. It helps me make sense of my life.

2. I can’t eat m&ms or skittles without separating them by color first. And even then I have to have an equal number on each side of my mouth.

3. I hate books that take place in the south. (South of North America)

4. I don’t like movies with talking animals. It’s just too unrealistic or something. Ugh! They irritate me.

5. I sing in the shower.

6. I wish I was more active/excersised more

7. my brain is seriously being effected by not getting enough sleep for two days in a row. It’s worth it though.

8. I like watching scary movies. But they do effect me really bad afterward. They make me jumpy

9. My favorite flowers are lilacs. They are also my favorite smell in the world. It reminds me of summer, which just lifts my spirits so much no matter how sad I am.

1. WTF you ass. I don’t want to wait till 4 to leave for college. I wish I could explain to you why I want to go back so badly! You are dragging this out painfully, ruining my plans to hang out with my girl today, and I can’t even express my dissappointment.

2. I hate that you are so unreliable. And btw… the whole point in having a cell phone is so that I CAN REACH YOU IF I NEED TO. So call me back please.  

3. You are beautiful. I wish that you could see it too, and when I read that you think about suicide, my heart went out to you. You have been my friend longer than anyone else in my life, so I wish I could help you more… but this is really down to you in the end. Even so, I’ll always be there for you.

4. You need to spend time apart from your boyfriend. You are starting to live for him instead of having your own life. That’s so unhealthy.

5. Stop drinking so much. You are obviously an alocoholic, whatever you may say. It makes you seem trashy when you tell us about how you love to get drunk and go partying. It’s unfair how much potential you have. Don’t waste it.

6. You two are such idiots.

7. You are a horrible person. You’re sexist, homophobic, racist, and you think it’s good that we’re in so many wars. You’re such a waste of a human being. And you have hurt me so deep, although you’ll never know it. If I told you you’d only laugh. So basically, FUCK YOU.

8. I’m really proud to call you my brother. I’m so glad we don’t fight. :)

9. I’m really sorry for acting so immature toward you. I’m more grown up now. I wish we stayed friends.

10. Your question caught me off guard last night, and I feel like an idiot because my answer seemed so pathetic compared to what I wanted to say. I like you because of who you are. I like how you won’t touch the garbage lid in the Burr laundry room so you kick it instead. I like how small your hands are. :) , I like how I keep accidentaly saying Oh my dur and putiful just because you do. I like your eyes and your smile and your upper lip (I just want to kiss it so much), I like how hyper you get at night. I could go on, but I’ll tell you in person rather than on this.

Bitch, I am the one and only!