I’m so insecure like I could be married to my husband of 40 years and I would still wonder if he likes me or not
Why Society Still Needs Feminism Because to men, a key is a device to open...– Caitlin O’Donnell, Drake University. (via unpopulartextpost)
me: *genuinely has the time and materials to study for tests and get A's*
tinydragongina: If you laugh at jokes about raping people I will laugh at my fist punching your throat because sure it’s violent and demeaning but I think it’s funny so why aren’t you laughing get off the floor and stop whining I am trying to assert that my desire to make a joke out of your traumatic experience is more important than your pain it’s called Freedom of Speech read a book.
ayershole: Scotland is just the sun’s dirty one night stand. Fucks us rotten and gives us a right good seeing to for the day then fucks off for ages till it fancies having a shot again.
getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
getting an 80% on a test now: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)